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Braig, bastard child of the sea

Things Written on the Bulletin Board at Home ^_^

"It's like a dead angel in a pan."

"She'd have been better off if she'd married welfare cheese."

"Nothing says love like a spare kidney."

"She had on more make-up than Mary Kay day at Aushwitz."

"You eat it and it's so good you want to fuckin' die because you'll never be happier than this."

All of these were said in a 30 minute conversation between me, Josh, Cat, and Justin.